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dear joe how are you.iam fine.i like to know ifyou buy stocklots.

It's been too long, Mr. Kutty. I hope things are going well for you. And yes, we deal with stocklots.

because my client goods have cancelled in your country. the stock details below

The merchandise is ok though, right? I don't want damaged goods. No sir, if I wanted that, I would have voted this year. Have you heard what's been going on here in the US, or does your government censor (or at the very least delay) the news? The censors will probably edit this next part out, but here goes nothing: America is in a very weak state right now. If your government wants to take a run at some sort of military operation against us, now is the time. This country is ripe for the plucking, and the citizens definitely think it's time for something new. I'd be more than happy to help as your man on the inside. Just between you and me though, does the caste system really work? Would it work here?

THE STOCK DETAILS
LABEL STAFFORD
TAG; JC PENNY
MENS BRIEF ; 39066 PCS
MENS BOXER SHORTS ;44,674 PCS
MENS V-NECK T-SHIRT;46,004 PCS

SIZE;M,L,XL,XXL,XXXL

How much for the whole thing, and also how much for just the XXLs, and XXXLs? As I've mentioned previously, our customers' genitals alone couldn't fit into anything smaller than an XL. When you have constant testicular motion that resembles two surly dwarves fighting, you need all the room you can get, you know, down there. My clients have to smoke nothing but... what do they call it... I think it's called crack-cocaine. Yeah, that's right, nothing but crack-cocaine for a month to fit into the smaller sizes, but one of my partners is trying to think of another way we can use these things. We might be able to market them as hats as long as we throw them onto a few of our well-planted "cool kids" that we put out on the street to infiltrate the community and establish trends.

FABRIC;SINGLE JERSY LYCRA5%
GSM; 180
COLOUR; BLACK,WHITE,NAVY, CHARCOAL
CTN PER PCS;48PCS
WE GLAD TO INFORM THE GOODS IS IN A AMERICAN PORT. LATE SHIPMENT IS THE CANCEL STORY

Where's the port? East coast or west? This will be a big factor in terms of shipping.

TODAY OR TOMMOROW I CAN GIVE A PICTURE IN MAIL. IF YOU LIKE TO SEE THE SAMPLE PLEASE ADVISE YOUR COURIER ACCOUND NUMBER.

The pictures look damn good, but I have 2 requests:

1) Is it too late for you to print logos or text on the merchandise?

2) Is it possible that you can spray the clothing thoroughly with a chemical compound I'll send you? What the compound does is speed up the deterioration of most fabrics, so something made out of cotton (for example) will last only a third as long as its un-sprayed counterpart, and it'll last a third of THAT amount if the garment in question is ever washed which, when dealing with underwear, could possibly happen. It ensures repeat business, and a lot of US manufacturers are doing it these days.

Answer these questions please, so I have a better idea of what the situation is.

Thanks,
Joe

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