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Subject: Re: re-enquiry- ii
To: abiramii abiramii <abiramii@hotmail.com>
From: Jonathan Land <jland@incomplete.net>
Date: 10/18/2000
DEAR JON
WE RECEIVED YOUR MAIL. WE HERE YOUR REQUIREMENT. WE CAN MAKE SAMPLES ASAP.PLEASE SEND YOUR MEASUREMENT SPEC& PRINTING POSITIONS AND COLOUR SOURCE AND FABRIC RANGE.
Whoa, there buddy! Hold your whoreses (I said whores, can you believe that?). Maybe we should discuss money before you go through the effort of making samples.
THEN ONLY WE CAN WORK.PLEASE SEND IMMEDIATLY. PLEASE NOTE WE CAN RECEIVED YOUR PAYMENT ONLY ON TELAX TRASFER OR DEMAND DRAFT.
Sweet Jesus! Or perhaps in your case (if you're not familiar with the previous idiom): Sacred Cow! You already received payment? Who did you speak to in Accounts Payable? I know nothing about this, I haven't approved anything yet. Are you going over my head here? I thought we had a reasonable relationship. Did you talk to Joshua? That dickhead ruins everything! I almost had a new assistant last week who could hook me up with one of those Thailand mail-order brides, but that bastard scared him off. After I send out this email, I'm going to fire him. What's going on here?
I SEND BALLS IN YOUR COURT(I JUST SAID "BALLS" HA HA HA!)
Good one! I like dealing with people who have good heads (whoa, I just said "good head", slurp, slurp, know what I mean?) on their shoulders, and an excellent sense of humor, and until now, I've held you (eww, I just said "I've held you", how gay is that?) in the highest regard. Don't fuck with me at this stage in the game.
Jon
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