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Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: perumal-jordan
To: perumal perumal <perulakman@rediffmail.com>
From: Jonathan Land <jland@incomplete.net>
Date: 04/24/2002
Dear Jonathan land How are u??? i m ok, that picgure is blind gold man, he need one guide, this is my gussing pls advise , regards/perumal Perumal, That wasn't a Rorschach test, optical illusion, or "Magic Eye" hidden image. It wasn't open to any sort of interpretation. Do you hear a faint tapping sound? It's me banging my head against a friggin' wall loud enough for you to hear it in Jordan. Let me know when you hear it then drop me a line so I can stop. Those two figures are merely occupying the same picture, even though I hope it would be obvious that the picture is comprised of two different pictures. They are merely two different fashion designs that I'm attempting to show you, that I would like you to reproduce. We are not communicating here. Communication is essential. It's what separates us from rocks. Rocks cannot communicate with one another, so they just sit there and erode. Rocks have no plan to work together to cure erosion. They just sit there, fall off of their cliffs and mountains, and stand stoic yet, completely defenseless against the wind and rain. We, on the other hand, have windbreakers and umbrellas, which were invented and manufactured by a democratic committee of millions. This is why man rules the Earth, and not rocks. Communication, Perumal, that's what makes it all happen. Humans will exist for eons while rocks will be a distant memory by the turn of the next millennium. People are all about preservation, co-operation, and progress. I think I just saw a missile fly past my window. So since we're making a game out of this: Fine! I will give you a multiple choice test. Question 1: Are you irritating me? A: Yes, Jon, I am irritating you. B: No, Jon, my behavior has been completely acceptable up to this point. Just because you conduct your business like a jackass, that doesn't mean that I have been intentionally antagonistic to you at all. C: It's hard to get a read off you. D: Jon, go fuck yourself. Question 2: I can manufacture the two designs in the picture. A: Yes, Jon, I can. B: No, Jon, I can not. C: I'll try my best, Jon, but frankly my best isn't good enough. D: Jon, go fuck yourself, like you've never been fucked before. May you fuck yourself and not be there when you wake up in the morning. I will only accept answers submitted in No. 2 pencil. Anything else will not be able to be read by the computer, and will be marked incorrect. Jonathan Land
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