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Author's Note: This English is so broken, it's atomized.

Dear Mr.Jonathan Land

Thanks for remembering me, i had been forgot that e-mail don't tell sorry and all becase of now u are my amicable friend. In this connection please be in touch with me. At this hour of need i am linking all the chain to make good relationship.

ok Mr.Jonathan Land finally into business now i am working as a sr.merchandiser of HI-TECH TEXTILES LTD., in jordan , we are doing branded customer like BROOKLYN XPRESS, LEVI'S , SOUTHPOLE, I have good contact with jordan garment exporters, if u are intrest to buy the garment from jordan we can enjoy the quota free & dudy free country, also we will get rock down price, in this suchwaction u have to decided to make the business in jordan, i am always ready to work with u.

pls advise

Thanks and best regards
perumal

Perumal,

Wow, the term "branded customer" reminds me of my first failed attempt to make it big in the fashion industry. It was back when those Izod shirts with the little alligators were all the rage. An associate and I manufactured hot pokers with every insignia under the sun. The slogan was: "Want to get something hotter than a tattoo? Get Branded^TM!" We were going to use something like: "Get Yourself Herd!", but that didn't evoke the individuality that most people who desire these things strive for. People loved the concept, but hated the welts and infections.

Evidently, a top executive at Member's Only was at a gay bar conducting a transaction in a bathroom stall ( "Member's Only", indeed!), and saw his employer's logo burned into the other fellow's bare posterior. That's when the lawsuits hit. Between the personal injury and copyright infringement cases, things were looking very bad for us, so I got the hell out of Dodge (not a popular request at the Brandedô Boutiques) and laid low at a villa in Spain until the statute of limitations ran out. I let my business partner take all of the blame, which in hindsight was very wrong of me, but you're fully aware of my checkered past. Those were the days though I tell ya!

I'm trying to make amends. I send him money... sort of. Once a month, I drive really fast through the underpass where he lives, and I pelt him with change. Every last penny in my BMW's heated change pocket!

SO! Back to the here and now: Do you have images of the garments you could send me and a price list?

Jonathan Land

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