YOU SEE I AM NOT A 419NER IF I WANT TO BELIEVE THE MEANING IS WHAT I AM
GUESSING HERE,I WANT TO BUY AND I NEVER GOT NO MONEY FROM NO 419 AS YOU MEAN,I
WILL SEND THE CHEQUE TO YOU AS A PROOF OF THAT IF I GET A MAILING ADDRESS
{HOME/OFFICE ADDRESS}WHERE I CAN SEND THE CHEQUE TO WHERE YOU WILL BE ABLE
RECIEVE IT YOURSELF AS THE MONEY MIGHT BE OF NO VALUE TO YOU OVER THERE BUT TO
US HERE IT IS SOMETHING.
Now it's my turn to humbly apologize. I did not mean to trigger a douchequake of emotions for you with my comment. I was just suspicious. It seems we both are, and it comes with the territory being businessmen. We both have obviously been hurt in the past and require supple, tender treatment to massage our wounds and not react like someone's about to violate our colons with a large umbrella with the further threat of opening it.
I'd also like to add, that America might be a rich country, but only 1% of the population controls 99% of the wealth. I unfortunately was not born into a privileged family, nor have I had a single idea that was wildly profitable, so I'm living like a bum in a trailer park filled with countless residents who combined don't have enough teeth to constitute a standard-issue set of 32. So money is very valuable able to me. I have the same dreams as everyone else. I want to buy a home instead of renting a rolling piece of trash. I want to buy a disease-free prostitute to be my wife instead of renting one by the quarter-hour with herpes that can only be accurately described with the aid of a topographic map. And I want to have children on my own instead of abducting them at my Rent-a-Clown birthday party shows.
So getting back to my apology: Once again, I'm sorry, and I'd like to know if you are still interested in doing business with me.
Jon
