Author's Note: Spam left on my doorstep like an unwanted baby by Shawn Sippel.
Subject: RE: Immediate Foreclosure Notice
To: Rick <traffix@response.etracks.com>
From: Jonathan Land <jland@incomplete.net>
Date: 08/20/2001
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From: Rick
Sent: Tuesday, August 14, 2001 5:44 PM
To: shawn@eyeoninteractive.com
Subject: Immediate Foreclosure Notice
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At 4:49 PM -0400 8/14/01, Shawn Sippel wrote:
Rick,
Thank you for alerting me to this wonderful business opportunity. I am very interested in capitalizing on your amazing foreclosure offers. However, I will need you to speak directly with my personal business advisor, Dr. Jonathan Land. He will be able to help us reach a satisfactory business arrangement that is sure to please the both of us.
Sincerely
Shawn
Rick,
On behalf of my client, Shawn Sippel, I would like to present you with a very interesting proposition. My client is in the midst of developing a new reality television show for FOX called "Repo Madness". The concept is as follows: a group of six people will be brought together each episode to an undisclosed location horribly cluttered by a large number of repossessed items, all formerly belonging to one person. The contestants are then given 10 minutes to grab as much booty as they can make off with. At the 10 minute mark the previous almost-owner will attempt to hunt them down like dogs and reclaim everything that he didn't quite pay off in the first place. If the contestants have fled the wrath of the repo-victim, they keep what they grabbed/drove off with/hid in. If one of the contestants is caught by the repo-ee, those items that they failed to escape with are returned to "Repo-ed Rodney" with the added bonus of 100% ownership. If all of the contestants are caught, the repo-victim a) gets all his stuff back with full ownership, and b) gets to have his way with all of the caught contestants (with total immunity from the law, of course).
To make it interesting, we would prefer the former possessors of a given show's bounty to be highly irritable, eager to get their stuff back, and slightly fucked in the head. We're hoping to get the repossessed stuff from coke fiends, Mafiosi, and former dot-com CEOs.
We even hope to have a celebrity week with Willie Nelson, MC Hammer, and... well I don't know who else, but hopefully you could hook us up here.
Mr. Sippel would like you to act as the supplier for the prizes for our show, but as you could gather from the above, we want to buy stuff in lots, by repossessed individual. These are the questions we need answered by you to proceed further: 1) Is this even possible? and 2) By this arrangement would we be able to get a significant bulk discount?
Thank you for your time,
Dr. Jonathan Land, Esq.
On behalf of Shawn Sippel.
