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Subject: Re: confidentaility
To: hamza kalu <>
From: Jonathan Land <>
Date: 08/08/2001

Dr. Jonathan Land,

I know from the beigining that you are not a consistent businessman,you don't know what's up you are noisemaker.STOP writing me because i am a busy man.

Dr. Hamza Kalu.

I'm sorry to take you away from the people who actually fall for your scam.

I kid, I kid!

Seriously, what other info did you need from me? Let's go forward with this thing, blah, blah, blah, etc. I want to be rich and so forth. How can I mend our strained relationship. I'm totally serious now, yada, yada, yada.

Dr. Land

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