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Subject: Re: Act fast.
To: hamza kalu <>
From: Jonathan Land <>
Date: 07/30/2001

Dr. Jonathan Land,

Your quick response is needed for us to complete this transaction on time.Using your words you promised to be 6% more serious but you are still showing the same attitude, you do not respond to my mails on time. I told you earlier there is a lot to be done concerning this transaction, the earlier we begin the earlier we conclude.

Send the information and let's begin.
Dr. Hamza.

OK, I just sent you the info.

I wish you'd be a bit more relaxed. I AM being 6% more serious, but if you'd like me to be 3% less serious so I could be 3% more timely, I will do that for you, just say the word.

Dr. Jonathan Land

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