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Subject: Re: CALL ME
To: hamza kalu <>
From: Jonathan Land <>
Date: 07/23/2001


What do you take me for a fool or something, my friend get serious or stop sending me mails.


I'm perfectly serious in thought, even though I prefer a humorous tone for my correspondence. Is that so wrong? If you want me to tone it down, I'll tone it down, even though the last time I went down tone, It was late at night and I got mugged SEE... FUNNY!!! You love it! Some of my best friends refer to me as "the broke man's Groucho Marx".

Ok, ok, I'll cut it out. How can I make amends?

Dr. Jonathan Land

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