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Subject: Re: CALL ME
To: hamza kalu <>
From: Jonathan Land <>
Date: 07/16/2001

Dr. Jonathan Land,
Call me on my private phone 234 1 7594562,i would really like to meet you on phone.

Dr. Hamza Kalu.

Call Nigeria? I just checked with my long distance provider, and I get no deals whatsoever calling your neck of the woods. For the price of a five minute call to Nigeria I can get an hour with a "pro" AND a hotel room (albeit on the bad side of town). Not that I'd need more than 5 minutes for that alternative either, but the cost/benefit ratio of the latter situation appeals to my mid-life crisis sensibilities.

I think we're getting to know each other just fine through this wonderful free medium of the internet.

Any word on you and your partners' decision?

Dr. Jonathan Land

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