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To: hamza kalu <>
From: Jonathan Land <>
Date: 07/16/2001

Dr. Jonathan Land,
I recieve your email.About your request,i will discuss with my partners,and get to you later.

Excellent! I look forward to hearing the result of the discussion.

I own a doctorate degree in civil engineering,how about you?
Dr. Hamza Kalu.

I didn't buy my degree as you point out above. I am a medical doctor. I specialize in veterinary medicine, but I dabble in optometry. I'm actually in the middle of developing an alternative to Lasik surgery, involving a laser pointer, a magnifying glass, and a steady hand. It's great, you can even do it at home! You might want to buy a box of rats to try it on before you raise the glass to your kids.

Dr. Jonathan Land

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