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Subject: Re: REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE
To: hamza kalu <hamzakalu@yahoo.com>
From: Jonathan Land <jland@incomplete.net>
Date: 07/16/2001

OFFICE OF THE CO-ORDINATOR,
CONTRACT REVIEW PANEL,
NIGERIAN NATIONAL PETROLEUM CORPORATION(NNPC).

DR HAMZA KALU, FAX: 234 1 7590371

ATTN: Jonathan Land,

REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL›

I AM DR HAMZA KALU, THE CO-ORDINATOR OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA CONTRACT REVIEW PANEL OF THE NIGERIAN NATIONAL PETROLEUM CORPORATION(NNPC).› SOMETIME AGO, A CONTRACT WAS AWARDED TO A CONGLOMERATE OF FOREIGN COMPANIES BY MY COMMITTEE ON BEHALF OF (NNPC),THE CONTRACT WAS OVER INVOICED TO THE TUNE OF US$24.5 MILLION. THIS WAS DONE DELIBERATELY, THE OVER INVOICING WAS A DEAL BY MEMBERS OF MY COMMITTEE TO BENEFIT FROM THE PROJECT, WE NOW DESIRE TO TRANSFER THIS MONEY WHICH IS PRESENTLY IN A SUSPENSE ACCOUNT OF THE NNPC IN THE DEBT RECONCILIATION COMMITEE(DRC) INTO AN OVERSEAS ACCOUNT WHICH WE EXPECT YOU TOPROVIDEFOR US.

Dr. Kalu,

I'd be more than happy to help... but I've recently received another offer like this that gave me 30% of the cut of even more money. You bump my share up to 35%, and I'm your man.

Dr. Jonathan Land

P.S. I see that you're a doctor. I'm a doctor too! I'm just curious, what was your field of study, or are you a real PhD-doctor like me?

BENEFITS:
FOR PROVIDING THE ACCOUNT WHERE WE SHALL REMIT THE MONEY, YOU WILL BE ENTITLED TO 25% OF THE MONEY, 70% WILL BE FOR ME AND MY PARTNERS, WHILE 5% HAS BEEN MAPPED OUT FROM THE TOTAL SUM TO COVER ANY EXPENSES THAT MAY BE INCURRED BY US DURING THE COURSE OF THIS TRANSACTION, BOTH LOCAL ANDINTERNATIONAL EXPENSES.I WOULD REQUIRE: A. NAME AND ADDRESS OF COMPANY/BENEFICIARY B. YOUR BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER, BANK ADDRESS AND INFORMATION (THAT YOU HAVE 100% CONTROL OVER). THE ABOVE INFORMATION WOULD BE USED TO MAKE FORMAL APPLICATIONS AS A MATTER OF PROCEDURE FOR THE RELEASE OF THE MONEY FOR ONWARD TRANSFER TO YOUR ACCOUNT. IT DOES NOT MATTER WHETHER OR NOT YOUR COMPANY OR YOU PERFORMED CONTRACT PROJECTS OF THE NATURE DESCRIBED HERE, THE ASSUMPTION IS THAT YOU WON A MAJOR CONTRACT AND SUB-CONTRACTED OUT TO OTHER COMPANIES. MORE OFTEN THAN NOT, BIG TRADING COMPANIES OR INDIVIDUALS OF UNRELATED FIELD WIN MAJOR CONTRACTS AND SUB-CONTRACTS IT OUT TO MORE SPECIALISED FIRMS FOR EXECUTION OF SUCH CONTRACTS.WE HAVE STRONG AND RELIABLE CONNECTIONS AND CONTACTS AT THE DEBT RECONCILIATION COMMITEE(DRC) AND THE FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE (FMF) AND WE HAVE NO DOUBTS THAT ALL THIS MONEY WILL BE RELEASED AND TRANSFERED IF WE GET THE NECESSARY FOREIGN PARTNERINTHIS DEAL.

THEREFORE, WHEN THE BUSINESS IS SUCCESSFULLY CONCLUDED, WE SHALL THROUGH OUR SAME CONNECTIONS WITHDRAW ALL DOCUMENTS USED FROM ALL THE CONCERNED GOVERNMENT MINISTRIES FOR 100% SECURITY.WE WANT THIS MONEY TO BE TRANSFERED TO THE OVERSEAS ACCOUNT WHICH YOU ARE GOING TO PROVIDE FOR SAFE KEEPING PENDING WHEN WE WILL DETERMINE HOW WE WANT OUR PORTION OF THEMONEY, ALL EXPENSES REGARDING THE ACCOUNT OPENING IF NOT ALREADY IN EXISTENCE SHALL BE BORNE BY YOU, ALL EXPENSES ARE HOWEVER REIMBURSEABLE AS ALREADY STATED ABOVE ON CONCLUSION OF BUSINESS.PLEASE, CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY THROUGH FAX OR EMAIL WHETHER OR NOT YOU ARE INTERESTED IN THIS DEAL, SO THAT IF YOU ARE NOT, IT WILL ENABLE ME SCOUT FOR ANOTHER FOREIGN PARTNER TO CARRY OUT THIS DEAL. FORTUNATELY, IF YOU ARE INTERESTED, SEND THE REQUIRED INFORMATION MENTIONED THROUGH MY DIRECT FAX NUMBER:234 1 7590371 AT ANYTIME OF THE DAY OR THROUGH EMAIL. FOR MORE DETAILS ON THIS BUSINESS, SEND ME A FAX OR EMAIL.I AWAIT INANTICIPATION FOR YOUR COOPERATION.›

YOURS FAITHFULLY,›
DR HAMZA KALU.

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