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Subject: Re: Is This Legal???
To: replyhere1@flashmailbox5.com
From: Jonathan Land <jland@incomplete.net>
Date: 04/29/2001

Wanna See the Internets HOTTEST legal teens?
******* VOTED NUMBER 1 XXX TEEN site **********

http://www.10freemegs.com/members/18yearoldsluts/

Come inside and see some barely legal teen girls get naked? You will love these 18 Year Old Sluts. Check it out!

http://www.10freemegs.com/members/18yearoldsluts/

Hi, I'm a bit confused by your phrasing above. At one point you mention, and I quote, "barely legal teen girls", and then in the very next sentence you mention, and I quote, "18 Year Old Sluts". I just need some clarification in regards to when your 18 year old sluts originally became sluts. For instance, if most of your women became sluts at the age of 42, I'd be looking at a site of 60 year old sluts, and I personally don't find that tickling my fancy. Being a young and virile man, I'm generally attracted to women that can reproduce... even though they won't, and I'd run like hell if they tried. That's why generally upstanding gentlemen such as myself don't marry sluts of any age.

If you actually had some women that were 18 AND sluts... my God, you'd be onto something magnificent that would drive customers to your site in droves. Is this some sort of bait and switch thing? I like my sluts young, and I don't want to click on the link to find out because that would probably cost me money and precious time.

Thanks for setting the record straight in advance. I have my credit card ready willing and able when you give the word.

Jon

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